If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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