How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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