so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
i came on her dog
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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