who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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