I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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