was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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