why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Hippo gnu deer
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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