btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Randomize
