when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
and i looked up. we had an audience...
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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