dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Randomize
