stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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