I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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