I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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