If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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