She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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