R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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