420 ftw
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
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You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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