too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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