I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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