Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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