doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Randomize
