those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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