Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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