no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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