My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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