and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
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