she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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