can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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