They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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