Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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