The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
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