Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
