is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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