I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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