we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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