big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
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