Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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