dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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