he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
God, you're like boner-b-gone
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
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