This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
