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You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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