Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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