too bad you live with your parents still
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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