The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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