I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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