we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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