Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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