We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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