sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Randomize
