Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
